A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.- Ernest Menaul
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.- Faith Resnick
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. - Unknown
Its easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. - P. J. O'Rourke
A human may go for a stroll with a cat; he has to walk a dog. The cat leads the way, running ahead, tail high, making sure you understand the arrangement. If you should happen to get ahead, the cat will never allow you to think it is following you. It will stop and clean some hard-to-reach spot, or investigate a suspicious movement in the grass; you will find yourself waiting a fidgeting like the lackey you are. But this is not annoying to cat lovers, who understand and appreciate a good joke, even when it is on them.- Robert Stearns
Time spent with cats is never wasted - Collette
If you REALLY love quotations, check out my main website. I have been doing a monthly quotation page for over a decade now (sorry I don't have it organized or have a search engine--it is just archived by the month/year...some day I hope to get it archived correctly...Anyway, there is the current month quotes and then there is a link to the archives.
5 comments:
I know this one, oh so well!
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
Happy Sunday!
I guess I'm coming back a mice -- I don't hate cats I'm scared of them.
Loved your quotes
Happy Sunday
A agree with JAM--love that one.
Your cat quotes always bring a smile - and a giggle! ;) My two favorites are:
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.- Faith Resnick
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. - Unknown
Have a great week! :)
I love this one: People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.- Faith Resnick. To funny!
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